Noleli’s avatarNoleli’s Twitter Archive—№ 25,501

    1. So, it turns out Malachi 3:5 has some things to say about the president. (A small thread.)
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  1. …in reply to @Noleli
    God, it says, is not thrilled with those who commit adultery.
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    1. …in reply to @Noleli
      Swearing falsely is also looked down upon.
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      1. …in reply to @Noleli
        Cheating laborers? God is not a fan.
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        1. …in reply to @Noleli
          But being a jerk to a widow is totally fine, though, right? Nope.
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          1. …in reply to @Noleli
            Surely not even Trump would stoop so low as to subvert the cause of the orphan, right? Ha!
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            1. …in reply to @Noleli
              Banning strangers in need much be acceptable. *squints* Oh, not that, either.
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              1. …in reply to @Noleli
                Sorcery, of course, is awesome. 😂
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