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      1. So, it turns out Malachi 3:5 has some things to say about the president. (A small thread.)
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      God, it says, is not thrilled with those who commit adultery.
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  1. …in reply to @Noleli
    Swearing falsely is also looked down upon.
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    1. …in reply to @Noleli
      Cheating laborers? God is not a fan.
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      1. …in reply to @Noleli
        But being a jerk to a widow is totally fine, though, right? Nope.
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          Surely not even Trump would stoop so low as to subvert the cause of the orphan, right? Ha!
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            Banning strangers in need much be acceptable. *squints* Oh, not that, either.
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            1. …in reply to @Noleli
              Sorcery, of course, is awesome. 😂
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